- Not to vote for anyone who even knows what "GOP" stands for.
- Keep on advocating a foreign policy of ridiculing and mocking our enemies, worldwide.
- Fifty-four forty AND fight! (Walt Kelly)
- Tippecanoe and Tyler, too!
- Begin work on a Sigourney Weaver / Paula Poundstone candidacy in 2020.
- Write a "what-if" novel in which Abraham Lincoln is elected president on a platform of forcing the South to secede.
- Bribe Donald Trump to run for the presidency of North Korea, instead.
Thursday, November 24, 2016
Our 2016 Resolutions: How we did