Thursday, November 24, 2016

Our 2016 Resolutions: How we did
  • Not to vote for anyone who even knows what "GOP" stands for.
  •   Keep on advocating a foreign policy of ridiculing and mocking our enemies, worldwide.
  • Fifty-four forty AND fight! (Walt Kelly)
  • Tippecanoe and Tyler, too!
  • Begin work on a Sigourney Weaver / Paula Poundstone candidacy in 2020.
  • Write a "what-if" novel in which Abraham Lincoln is elected president on a platform of forcing the South to secede.
  • Bribe Donald Trump to run for the presidency of North Korea, instead.
Well, we nailed the first one.

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